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Dury Juty

I recently got summoned for Jury Duty. It was a total waste of time. I was so looking forward to putting some evil scum down, and nothing happened. Spent the first day sitting around, reading, for 4 hours then we all got sent home. Likewise day 2. Then for the remaining days we were all asked to phone in first to check if we were needed – we weren’t. Not once. Bah.

And that’s my luck in a nutshell – a once in a lifetime opportunity that few people experience and sod all happened. I could have won the lottery, but no, and that’s my one bit of random luck used up for this lifetime.

Woosh! What was that? That was your life, mate. Oh… er, do I get another? Nope, that’s yer lot.

Back to the world of dreams.

(Thanks to J Cleese and C Booth for that little gem)



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