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So, where was I? Ah yes, Christmas 2008. I thought I’d get this out of the way now and let there be no more mention of it until the day.

I loved Christmas as a kid (who didn’t?), then uniformly hated it from the ages of about 20 – 40. Now I’m pretty ambivalent towards the whole thing. Being a confirmed atheist I couldn’t care less about the christian side of it, I prefer to rationalise that I’m celebrating the pagan mid-winter festival, Jesus can go get nailed to a tree for all I care. It has just become a good excuse for a few days off work drinking and pigging until I’ve got streams of unpleasant fluid ejecting mightily from both ends.

I’m used to the way it’s forced at us from every angle and have become immune to that… BUT… there is still one thing which really really really pisses me off : houses decorated ON THE OUTSIDE! WHY? Surely it would be easier, and better for the already crippled environment, to just put up a massive hand-painted sign saying “I’ve got fucking loads of money to waste, please rob this house. PS I’m a massive TWAT”

It’s just arrogance, stupidity and crass vulgarity. Many people seem to use it as an excuse to raise cash for charidee, if you’ve got that much cash to throw away why not just work out how much it will cost to render your property visible from fucking space and then give THAT amount to whatever charitable organisation you choose. Bollocks to the lot of you.

Now see what you’ve done? NURSE! GET MY HAPPY PILLS, QUICK!

 

(Here’s a ditty from one of the sexiest women in music – she seems to be performing this song in loose fitting silk pyjamas. Suits me.)

 

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Eurrgghhh

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Christmas 2008.

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That’s me.

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